Males and Females

This is a short piece, and one of the most honest, and quirkiest thing I've written to date. When I was writing it, it made me smile. One thing I learned is to never regreat anything that made you smile =)

I wish that one day to get into your psyche, this time I’m really trying to look past those brand new Nikes. Nothing to set you apart, like all the rest who have the potential to walk all over my heart. It makes me wonder when you look at me what do you see? I’m attractive because of my mind, wouldn’t you agree? Females have a tendency to be emotional and allow guys to gas up their heads, guys will say anything to get you to lay with them in that double size Sealy posturepedic bed. In all my twenty years of interacting with guys, within the past five I noticed that a lot of you are filled with lies. If I’m not your mother, sister, cousin or aunt, you shouldn’t have to lie to me to get what you want.

One bad apple could spoil it for the rest and I’ve had my share of bad apples, so how about I stay away from the orchard, wouldn’t that be best? The other day I heard an R. Kelly track, he said, ‘One man can make one woman hate all men.” All it takes is that one guy to mess it all up maybe that’s why Barbie broke up with Ken. I don’t mean to male bash, but some guys are like something that just won’t go away, kind of like a rash. Let’s just put it this way: to a female, a male is something that she can’t live with or without, and something she always talks about. To a male a female is something that is sometimes treated as a toy, they treat them other wise when they grow up and stop being little boys. But what is all grown up, when do guys start to become oh so corrupt? Is it when they discover Playboy, that secret hidden joy. Or is it when they realize that some girls are size seven with curves and don’t look like their eleven with curls? Could it be when they do the deed, and can’t think about doing nothing but fulfilling that need?

I feel that right now guys play a major role in my life, but tend to cause a lot of pain and strife. I believe that guys have the ability to make me or break me and they know how to make me everything but stress free. I wonder sometimes what makes guys think that they could do what they do to girls and not treat us like diamonds and pearls. But isn’t it funny that we never miss a good thing until its gone, we sit and think about how to get it back from dusk until dawn. I think that both sexes are the exactly the same, and are really good at driving each other insane. ~